2010 marked another year of bad cinema. Remakes, reboots, sequels and bad adaptations filled the screens once again from the dream factory to the south. How long will it take before the Hollywood studios collapse from mediocrity? Every year the craft of screenwriting loses it's strength while the rise of the uninspired director gains more ground. My guess is that HBO, AMC and FX offer too much creative expression to the behind the camera talent for them to journey across the street to the big screen. This all makes me think of
Barton Fink.
Not is all bad through, there were some great indie and foreign films this year. But that will be another post coming soon: my picks for the best of 2010 in cinema. In the mean time here are the worst of the worst for 2010.
*Note: These are only the movies I have seen, i know there are lots more that are probably worse. Yes i am pointing at you M. Night Shyamaladingdong.1. Tron Legacy - Director: Joseph Kosinski - Walt Disney PicturesI just saw this tonight. I was planning on passing on this movie all together, but they put in those new
D-Box seats at the Paramount and i was very curious to try them out and the only movie with them was Tron. Well I am $25 lighter and the seats didn't help one of the most boring movies of the year. ZZZZZ.
2. Jonah Hex - Director: Jimmy Hayward - Warner BrothersWhat do you expect from the writers of
Crank and the director of
Horton Hears A Who. Brolin and Malkovich couldn't save this turd.
3. Iron Man 2 - Director: Jon Favreau - Paramount PicturesNo tension, no excitement, no fun. Doesn't anyone write good scripts anymore?
4. The Wolfman - Director: Joe Johnston - Universal PicturesJust look at director Johnston's
filmography. How is this guy still making movies?! Even editing master Walter Murch couldn't save this one.
5. The A Team - Director: Joe Carnahan - Twentieth Century FoxStaring the overrated Bradley Cooper and based on a show that i though was cool when i was 10. Over the top and stupidly outrageous. The tank/parachute scene alone is worth beating the makers of this movie with a dull axe.
6. The Losers - Director: Sylvain White - DC EntertainmentFrom the director of
Stomp The Yard and
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer, need i say more. Yes i do, as bad as a movie about the same thing,
The A Team.
7. A Nightmare On Elm Street - Director: Samuel Bayer - New Line CinemaProduced by the Hollywood devil, Michael Bay, this remake of the Wes Craven's creepy 1984 film is the exact opposite. No scares, no atmosphere, no horror. This played more like one of those scary movie parodies.
8. MacGruber - Director: Jorma Taccone - Relativity MediaI chuckled maybe twice while watching the feature length version of a one act skit from SNL that was only funny the first time. The only SNL skit that has crossed over to feature length that is worth your time is
The Blues Brothers and
Wayne's World.
9. Kick Ass - Director: Matthew Vaughn - Marv FilmsWhat kind of movie was this suppose to be? All over the map. It felt like there was more than 1 director behind the camera. It could of been a good little movie about the deconstruction of superheros, but that wouldn't make money.
Dark Knight anyone?
10. Shrek: Forever After - Director: Mike Mitchell - DreamworksWas this necessary?????